Hi

Oh, didn't see you there. 

Hello.

Let me introduce myself.

Names Keri,

 like the lotion,

 which I use.

I am employed in the fashion area, 

if you call the crap I sell fashion.

I am a "behind" student. 

Currently single!

I have parents, 

still together after 30 years.

An older sister was the product as well of that 30 year relationship.

I eat everything with a fork, 

still to this day have no explanation as to why.

I like to make up stories or over exaggerate to make people laugh or smile. 

Been called 

crazy,

 spaz, 

sass, 

bitch, 

un-mutter-able c-word.

Everyone says some this but,

I have the greatest friends known to the entire world. 

Okay enough introduction, 

you'll get to know me better if you just 

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